Dixie Trail

‘look at me now (papers)’ is really busta rhymes’ song. because really it is. think about it. #teamriri

i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one

…so basically you think I’m an irrational, raging bitch by giving me this book. Thanks for letting me know you think I should read the bible and start obeying my husband and all that jazz. I just need to stfu and get over my silly little feelings. We should all get our asses back in the kitchen and quit being so selfish, right? I love your passive aggressiveness and the lovely inscription you wrote inside to make sure I wouldn’t be able to return it either. Well, off to powder my nose, hope it doesn’t dull my shiny robotic sheen I got going on.

“Living Beyond Your Feelings: Controlling Emotions - So They Don’t Control You” written by Jesus Freak and Fraud Televangelist, Joyce Meyer

p.s.

“You say I’m crazy? I got your crazy.” - Britney Spears

“[You] ain’t seen me crazy yet.” - Miranda Lambert

iamanerdofthelord:

kindofabromance:

Goddammit

what the hell. O.O me too